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 If I was a terrorist and didn’t want to be, I don’t think i’d carry a gun.

 Ben Hur died this weekend.  Rumor has it that after expiring, the doctor was finally able to get that rifle out of his hands.

 The hottest new sport sweeping the globe is Torch Snuffing.  Loads of funny.

 Absolut thinks foot flavored vodka is a good product, panders to the Mexican a little too hard while forgetting about this thing called “the internet.”  Maybe Absolut would like to run a new marketing campaign where in an “Absolut world” there’s a 50 mile wide body of sea between the US and Mexico.  I’m pretty sure that’d be in the same range of taste and sensibility.

Absolut said the ad was designed for a Mexican audience and intended to recall “a time which the population of Mexico might feel was more ideal.”

 So, when everyone lived in abject poverty, were lorded over by a handful of very wealthy aristocrats and dictators who constantly mismanaged their resources, and were a nation that was of almost no importance on the international stage?

 Why would they need to recall that?  Can’t they just look around instead?

 Clinton is in big, deep S as polls show her nearly tied in former stronghold Pennsylvania and waaaay behind in North Carolina.  In theory we could be done with her as early as May 7th.

 Opposition leader writes column for The Guardian as Mugabe goes through the motions to rig election and continue crapping in his personal sandbox (Zimbabwe).

 Man, that is some stuff!


Written by Beelzebufo

April 7, 2008 at 8:50 am

Posted in Events, Politics

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