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 Not a dentist reference, I promise.

 Hillary whipped ass in Pennsylvania!

 What does this mean?

  1. More money for Clinton.
  2. More time for Clinton.
  3. More pain for us.

 Next up is Guam on May 3rd, but the next date of any importance (look, if you want to live in political relevance, don’t live on Guam) is May 6th when North Carolina (big for Obama) and Indiana (Toss up) vote.

 If you live in Indiana, accept my condolences.  I suspect Clinton will be spending lots of time there, since she’ll know the best she can do in NC is keep it close.

 After that we only have to wait a week for the white people of West Virginia to vote, and then just another week for Oregano and the metropolitan state of Kentucky.  If the issue is still in suspense, which all partizan Republicans will hope for and all normal citizenry will be lighting votive candles to avoid, we can wait with baited breath for the demographically diverse strongholds of Puerto Rico (6/1), Montana (6/3), and South Dakota (6/3).

 Good times!

 

Written by Beelzebufo

April 23, 2008 at 9:39 am

Posted in Politics

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