Rocking on 8 Mile
Approximate odds I will make a negative comment about Detroit’s political culture sometime today: 5/2
Approximate odds I will stare across the river and feel a brotherly conection between my Texas roots and the Quebecois: 3:1
Approximate odds I will recoil in horror at feeling kinship with descendants of the French: 1:1
Approximate odds I will be found in a gutter with a 40 of malt in the vicinity of 8 mile: 120 lightning armadillos: 1
I declare Detroit to be the most corrupt city in the United States, excluding all political capitols and the state of Louisiana.
Also, I was given an extremely dirty look when I made an off color remark about Sen. Kennedy after seeing a bit of CNN.
Stupid enclave of naive socialists… and they wonder why their city is a puss oozing abcess on Satan’s ass.
They can’t even keep their office buildings at a reasonable temperature. It’s a beautiful 67 outside, but it’s almost 80 inside the office. Can’t we just open a window? Please?
Detroit someone tonight,
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